@Hit Bull Win Steak: Lemon Party is the worst, as far as I'm concerned. And in my group of friends, the "Lemon Party" because a trophy in our fantasy football league for if your game featured the two lowest overall scores in a particular week, complete with the original picture for the recipients. Talk about motivation… » 2/02/10 5:29pm 2/02/10 5:29pm

@Hit Bull Win Steak: Before reading your explanation I thought maybe you were suggesting that Drew move this column to ballsdeep.goatse.cx. » 2/01/10 4:30pm 2/01/10 4:30pm

@CaptFamous: For me the "Three S" was the same as the "Holy Trinity" — shit, shower and shave. Get those three in before you hit the bar and you're gonna have a good ol' night. » 1/19/10 4:29pm 1/19/10 4:29pm

Deadspin as a voice of journalistic reason? Did Daulerio take the day off? How will the shepherded masses react to Deadspin putting out a very well-written and well-thought-out critique? Who shot JR? Why does it burn when I pee? » 12/18/09 12:14pm 12/18/09 12:14pm

@Kid Canada: The guys who decided to run commercials for that fucking Twilight movie during NBA games thinks that FOX's demographic research was spot-on, in this case. #foxsports » 11/03/09 10:41am 11/03/09 10:41am